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STATUS QUOtes — 20170709

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“The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.” — Sir William Osler

“Your value lies in what you bring to the table. That only you bring to the table.” — Christopher Malcolm

“He drew a circle that shut me out Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout But love and I had the wit to win; We drew a circle that took him in.” — Edwin Markham

“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.” — Oscar Levant

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170708

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“If you’re going to live by the river, make friends with the crocodile.” — Indian Proverb

“Look, I don’t know anything about anything but I know right from wrong! [ed]” — Julia Roberts

“The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.” — James Allen

“There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.'” — Unknown

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170707

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“If you wouldn’t write it and sign it, don’t say it.” — Earl Wilson

“We swallow with one gulp the lie that flatters us, and drink drop by drop the truth which is bitter to us.” — Denis Diderot

“If you are not afraid to face the music, someday you may lead the band.” — Unknown

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making
exciting discoveries.” — A. A. Milne

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170706

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“What is bought is cheaper than a gift.” — Portuguese Proverb

“The armored cars of dreams, contrived to let us do so many a dangerous thing.” — Elizabeth Bishop

“Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.” — Alexander Pope

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year, and I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.” — Steven Wright

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170705

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“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world.” — Miyamoto Musashi

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” — Pedro Guerrero

“Everybody wants a piece of the cake, but my cake has no slices.” — Ingemar Johansson, Swedish boxing champion

“Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.” — Anonymous

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170704

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“Nobody minds having what is too good for them.” — Jane Austen

“No matter how big the glam squad, or how dramatic the dress, sometimes things just don’t work out.” — Jennifer Hudson

“The way you do anything is the way you do everything.” — Tom Waits

“My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.” — Oscar Wilde

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170703

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“Shadow owes its birth to light.” — John Gay

“Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.” — Michel de Montaigne

“It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.” — Charlie Munger, investing partner of Warren Buffett

“Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.” — Edgar Watson Howe

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170702

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“Dare to be naïve.” — R. Buckminster Fuller

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.” — Theodore Roosevelt

“The future is made of the same stuff as the present.” — Simone Weil

“Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.” — Danish Proverb

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170701

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“Great thoughts, like great deeds, need no trumpet.” — Philip James Bailey

“The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.” — Marcel Proust

“In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.” — Ellen Glasgow

“My photographs don’t do me justice… they just look like me.” — Phyllis Diller

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170630

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“Decisions determine destiny.” — Thomas S. Monson

“Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.” — Ralph W. Sockman

“The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.” — Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“When I was a kid, I wanted to play baseball and join the circus. With the Yankees, I’ve been able to do both.” — Graig Nettles, American baseball player

 

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