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STATUS QUOtes — 20170805

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Enjoy the journey. Embrace the detours.” — Unknown

“All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a twin.” — Lord Byron

“We are all here for some special reason. Become the architect of your future. [ed]” — Robin Sharma

“In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.” — Andre Maurois

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170804

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.” — Charles De Gaulle

“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.” — Thomas Sowell

“Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.” — Albert Camus

“If I had to apologize every time I hit a lucky shot, I would never shut up.” — via Mark Renneson, Third Shot Sports

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170803

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When one must, one can.” — Charlotte Whitton

“It is ‘where we are’ that should make all the difference, whether we believe we belong there or not.” — Chang-rae Lee, On Such a Full Sea

“The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.” — Adlai E. Stevenson

“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” — Spike Milligan

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170802

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“I am not broken, just rearranging.” — Unknown

“Two dangers constantly threaten the world: order and disorder.” — Paul Valery

“Why do you speak to me of the stones? It is only the arch that matters to me.

Polo answers: Without stones there is no arch.” — Italo Calvino

“I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man.” — Dwight L. Moody

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170801

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When the roots are deep, there is no reason to fear the wind.” — African Proverb

“We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth New Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times.” — George Washington

“‘Stay’ is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.” — Louisa May Alcott

“Nature gave man two ends – one to sit on and one to think with; ever since then man’s success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.” — George Kirkpatrick

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170731

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“Whose bread I eat: his song I sing.” — Proverb

“The most efficient water power in the world – tears.[ed]” — Wilson Mizner

“Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.” — Hugh Elliott

“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.” — Robert Redford

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170730

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” — Proverbs

“You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.” — J & A Foundation

“When I was young, the old regarded me as an outrageous young fellow and now that I’m old the young regard me as an outrageous old fellow.” — Fred Hoyle

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?” — Charles M. Schulz

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170729

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“Ask a lot, but take what is offered.” — Assyrian Proverb

“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” — James Baldwin

“Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.” — Leon J. Suenes

“In Hollywood now when people die they don’t say, ‘Did he leave a will?,’ but ‘Did he leave a diary?’” — Liza Minnelli

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170728

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“Whatever advice you give, be brief.” — Horace

“The mystery of grace is that God loves Henry Kissinger and Vladimir Putin and me exactly as much as He or She loves your new grandchild. Go figure.” — Anne Lamott

“Stubborness we deprecate, Firmness we condone, The former is our neighbors trait, The latter is our own.” — John Wooden

“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?” — Clarence Darrow

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170727

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Paradise is not a place; it’s a state of mind.” — Frank Sonnenberg

“You too must not count too much on your reality as you feel it today, since like yesterday, it may prove an illusion for you tomorrow.” — Luigi Pirandello

“Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.” — Unknown

 
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