Evan Esar

STATUS QUOtes — 20230401

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“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.” — Evan Esar

“You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.” — Henry David Thoreau

“Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.” — Terry Pratchett

“I didn’t lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.” — Matt Groening

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20200524

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“What one loves in childhood stays in the heart forever.” — Mary Jo Putney

“Believe, if thou wilt, that mountains change their place, but believe not that man changes his nature.” — Mohammed

“There are, indeed, things that cannot be put into words. They make themselves manifest. They are what is mystical.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein

“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.” — Evan Esar

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200330

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“All great changes are preceded by chaos.” — Deepak Chopra

“Consolation is a beautiful word. Everyone skins his knee-that doesn’t make yours hurt any less.” — Amy Hempel

“We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.” — George Sand

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” — Evan Esar

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190409

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The best armour of old age is a well spent life perfecting it.” — Charles T. Munger

“The man who cannot endure to have his errors and shortcomings brought to the surface and made known, but tries to hide them, is unfit to walk the highway of truth.” — James Allen

“Half of your power lies in your sameness with others. The other half lies in your uniqueness.” — Alan Cohen

“Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.” — Evan Esar

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181220

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.” — Mary Hirsch

“Our species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.” — Voltaire

“Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.Forget about those who don’t.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.”
— Paulo Coelho —

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” — Evan Esar

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20160802

Jeff

“Some folk want their luck buttered.” — Thomas Hardy

“Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems.” — Brain Tracy

“I keep reading between the lies.” — Goodman Ace

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.” — Evan Esar

 

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