“If ya ain’t got it in ya, ya can’t blow it out.” — Louis Armstrong
“When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequences.” — Dr. Phillip McGraw
“The world makes way for a person who knows where they are going. [ed]” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” — Erma Bombeck
“I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.” — Albert Einstein
“If you are more fortunate than others, it’s better to build a longer table than a taller fence.” — Unknown
“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be. ” — William Hazlitt
“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me… it’s gossip.” — Erma Bombeck
“Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues.” — John Locke
“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.” — Robert Fulghum
“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” — Maggie Smith
“Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you.” — Erma Bombeck
“Riches have shut off many a man from the attainment of wisdom.” — Seneca
“It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all.” — Edward de Bono
“One generation full of deeply loving parents would change the brain of the next generation, and with that, the world.” — Dr. Charles Raison
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.” — Erma Bombeck
“We are always the same age inside.” — Gertrude Stein
“Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.” — John Muir
“You cannot let go of anything if you cannot notice that you are holding it.” — Neale Donald Walsch
“There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.” — Erma Bombeck