Erma Bombeck

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Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“Times change and we with them.” — British Proverb

“The applause is a celebration not only of the actors but also of the audience. It constitutes a shared moment of delight.” — John Charles Polanyi

“It was the possibility of darkness that made the day seem so bright.” — Stephen King

“Marriage is like a train that makes intermittent stops at children, new house, new job, new car and cruises, just to keep the trip interesting.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240309

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Admiration isn’t flattery. Admiration is showing earned respect.” — Isaac Mashman

“One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter.” — Joseph Addison

“There’s nothing like the scent of your own home, is there? I don’t mean how it ordinarily smells, when you’re living in it- that smell you don’t even notice, because it’s always there, and so are you. I mean the peculiar perfume that greets you when you’ve been away, the delicate balance of wood and paint and plaster and upholstery, stripped of your own living essence: just the substance of the house and nothing else.” — Beatriz Williams

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231014

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Don’t waste your life riding the brakes.”​ — Dr. Julie Gurner

“The important thing is to take the bricklayer and make him understand that he’s building a home, not just laying bricks.” — Herb Kelleher

“The universe whispers until it screams, and happy people listen while the call is still quiet.”​ — Brianna Wiest

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230702

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.” — Sir Walter Scott

“I was once the typical daughter, then the easily recognizable wife, and then the quintessential mother. I seem always to have reminded people of someone in their family. Perhaps I am just the triumph of Plain Jane.” — Helen Hayes

“The quickest way to succeed is to start now and figure it out as you go. You can’t learn to drive in a parked car.” — Jonathan Horswell

“One thing they never tell you about child-raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230330

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.” — Max Ehrmann

“The same principle leads us to neglect a person of merit that induces us to admire a fool [ed].” — Jean de La Bruyère

“Before beginning a hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.” — A.A. Milne

“The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20220624

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A plan relieves you of the torment of choice.” — Saul Bellow

“You never know what’s around the corner. It could be everything. Or it could be nothing. You keep putting one foot in front of the other, and then one day you look back and you’ve climbed a mountain.” — Tom Hiddleston

“Never apologize for not letting people cross your boundaries.” — Dr. Dennis Walker

“I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.””
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20220420

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Everybody counts or nobody counts.” — Michael Connelly via the character of detective Harry Bosch

“In 1976, the average supermarket stocked 9,000 unique products; today that number has ballooned to 40,000 of them, yet the average person gets 80%–85% of their needs in only 150 different supermarket items. That means that we need to ignore 39,850 items in the store.” — Daniel J. Levitin from the book The Organized Mind

“You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.” — Terry Pratchett

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.””
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20201222

Jeff

“To be amused by what you read —
that is the great spring of happy quotations.”
— C. E. Montague —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom we agree.” — Leo McKern

“Our days are like identical suitcases. Even though they are all the same size, some people are able to pack more into them then others. The reason? They know what to pack.” — John C. Maxwell

“I didn’t invent any of this stuff, I learned it from somebody. So I’m always looking for the next guy I’m going to learn something from.” — Nick Saban

“When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20200804

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

 

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“It is enough that I am of value to somebody today.” — Hugh Prather

“Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the adult afraid of the light?” — Maurice Freehill

“The fun part doesn’t come later; now is the fun part.” — Gretchen Rubin

“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.” — Erma Bombeck

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20200421

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Out of the strain of the Doing, Into the peace of the Done.” — Julia Louise Woodruff

“We are terrible at seeking evidence that challenges our own beliefs, but other people do us this favor, just as we are good at finding errors in other people’s beliefs.” — Maria Konnikov

“Life leaps like a geyser for those who drill through the rock of inertia.” — Alexis Carrel

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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