Demetri Martin

STATUS QUOtes — 20190324

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“As human beings, we have a natural compulsion to fill empty spaces.” — Will Shortz, Crossword puzzle editor for The New York Times

“I want to give my kids enough so that they could feel that they could do anything, but not so much that they could do nothing.” — Warren Buffett

“The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“My plumbing is all screwed up… because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.” — Demetri Martin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180108

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.” — via Practical Tips for Teaching Assistants, Bentham and Hutchins

“Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.” — Henry George

“Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.” — Abraham Lincoln

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces… and when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’” — Demetri Martin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20171118

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“Trendy is the last stage before tacky.” — Karl Lagerfeld

“When we get little, we want more. When we get more, we desire even more. But when we lose everything, we realize little was enough.” — Unknown

“If you have a job without aggravations, you don’t have a job.” — Malcolm Forbes

“I need to develop some patience — immediately.” — Demetri Martin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170715

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“Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance.” — Plato

“I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.” — William Blake

“When you’re true to who you are, amazing things happen.” — Deborah Norville

“I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me; then he said, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ I said, ‘I am.” — Demetri Martin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170419

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“Ah! Do not judge the gods, young man, they have painful secrets.” — Jean-Paul Sartre

“A person must not deny their manifest abilities, for that is to evade their obligations [ed].” — William Feather

“To read between the lines was easier than to follow the text.” — Henry James

“I am a man of my word… and that word is ‘unreliable.’” — Demetri Martin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170317

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“Time will explain.” — Jane Austen, Persuasion, 1817

“You don’t get many chances to pay back what’s been done for you. Take them.” — Woody Hayes

“Knowing what you don’t know is more useful than being brilliant.” — Charlie Munger

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” — Demetri Martin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150204

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“We are each other’s destiny.” — Jacqueline Novogratz

“Don’t be upset by the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do.” — Unknown

“Leadership is a sacred trust like priesthood in civilized, humane religions. No one gets into it lightly or unadvisedly because it demands qualities of mind and discipline, of body and will, far beyond the need of the ordinary citizens.” — Chinua Achebe

“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce – instantly.” — Demetri Martin