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“In the madness, you have to find calm.” — Lupita Nyong’o

“I am only an average man, but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.” — Theodore Roosevelt

“One thing is clear to me. You can’t know everything you’d like to know. You can’t do everything you’d like to do. You can’t read everything you’d like to read. You must hold onto some things and let go of others. Learning to make that choice is one of the big lessons of this life.” — Gordon Atkinson

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191127

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“He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.” — Leonardo da Vinci

“Into this, for good or ill, is woven every belief of every man who has speech of his fellows. A awful privilege, and an awful responsibility, that we should help to create the world in which posterity will live.” — William Kingdon Clifford

“Chance comes to everybody. Only those who are slow to acknowledge chance complain that life is unfair.” — Maurice Chevalier

“A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.” — Dave Barry

 

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Quotes from Leonardo da Vinci, Henri Frederic Amiel, Maurice Chevalier and Dave Barry that are poignant, witty, humorous, inspirational or thought provoking

STATUS QUOtes — 20191112

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“Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.” — Alan Perlis

“I would never make a lion, I knew that; but I might pick up a small gain here and there in the attempt.” — Saul Bellow

“Remember that in giving any reason at all for refusing, you lay some foundation for a future request.” — Arthur Helps

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190814

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“It’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.” — Alanis Morissette

“Only a few people are interested in what you have to say, but that’s all right. You don’t tell the quality of a master by the size of his crowds, remember.” — Richard Bach

“It is only our bad temper that we put down to being tired or worried or hungry; we put our good temper down to ourselves.” — C. S. Lewis

“Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why?… the answer is one word: versions.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190419

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“If history teaches us anything, it’s that out of flames can come rebirth.” — Bob Staake

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” — Desmond Tutu

“When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.” — Milan Kundera

“If you surveyed a hundred typical senior Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the ‘Beverly Hillbillies.’ [ed]” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190312

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“When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.” — Wolfgang Riebe

“There is an old saying that every story, even your own, is either happy or sad depending on where you stop telling it. I believe I’ll stop telling this one here.” — Wiley Cash

“A child’s hand in yours — what tenderness and power it arouses. You are instantly the very touchstone of wisdom and strength.” — Marjorie Holmes

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190304

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“Big things are often just little things that people notice.” — Markus Zusak

“To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.” — Andy and Larry Wachowski

“Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.” — Chris Rock

“Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190213

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“Knowing how to let go is a process of accepting.” — Debasish Mridha, M.D.

“There is a wide difference between the original thinker and the merely learned man.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

“Strange, the things you noticed when your day—your life—suddenly went over a cliff you hadn’t even known was there.” — Stephen King, The Outsider

“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.” — Tom Wilson

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190212

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“I come in peace, but mean business.” — Janelle Monáe

“The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not and never persist in trying to set people right”. — Hannah Whitall Smith

“A very new friend is a new adventure…the start of new memories.” — Patrick Lindsay

“Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.” — Dave Barry

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181024

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“He only profits from praise who values criticism.” — Heinrich Heine

“Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.” — Thomas Carlyle

“The reason it’s called “Grape Nuts” is that it … is catchier, in terms of marketing, than ‘A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel,’ which is what it tastes like.” — Dave Barry

 

 

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