“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.” — Elsa Maxwell
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.” — L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
“It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“When information goes ‘in one ear and out the other,’it’s often because it doesn’t have anything to stick to.” — Joshua Foer
“People can bring up your dirty laundry, but they can’t make you wear it.” — Unknown
“A person knowing the power of the word becomes very careful of his conversation. He has only to watch the reaction of his words to know that they do ‘not return void.’ Through his spoken word, man is continually making laws for himself.” — Florence Scovel Shinn
“I will sit down now, but the time will come when you will hear me.” — Benjamin Disraeli
“I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.” — Mike Tyson
“If your writing doesn’t keep you up at night, it won’t keep anyone else up either.” — James M. Cain
“How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!” — Belva Plain
“My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.” — Victor Hugo
“Comedy is tragedy plus time!” — Alan Alda
“Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.” — Gene Fowler
“Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.“ — Victor Hugo
“Comedy is tragedy plus time!” — Alan Alda
“People are not against you; they are merely for themselves.[ed]” — Gene Fowler
“Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” — Thomas Paine
“Impatience asks for the impossible, wants to reach the goal without the means of getting there.” — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
“A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.” — Mary Kay Ash
“What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember and remember more than I have seen.” — Benjamin Disraeli
“Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.” — Lane Olinghouse
“Glory is a poison, good to be taken in small doses.” — Honore de Balzac
“They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.” — Ashleigh Brilliant