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“Everyone steps on the cosmic banana peel sooner or later.” — Anne Lamott

“‘Why did you do all this for me?’ he asked. ‘I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you.’ ‘You have been my friend,’ replied Charlotte. ‘That in itself is a tremendous thing.'” — E. B. White, Charlotte’s Web

“When you play for more than you can afford to lose, then you will really know the game.” — Winston Churchill

“But enough about me. Let’s talk about YOU. What do YOU think of me?” — Bette Midler

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190630

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“Do what is right; let the consequence follow.” — The Psalms of Life, Boston, 1857

“I think that is why we stay close to our families, no matter how neurotic the members, how deeply annoying or dull – because when people have seen you at your worst, you don’t have to put on the mask as much.” — Anne Lamott

“It is easy enough to be moral after a good dinner beside a snug coal fire, and with our hearts well warmed with fine old port.” — Henry Mayhew

“I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like; it was born 15 minutes ago… it looks like a potato.” — Will Ferrell

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190530

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“The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.” — Anne Lamott

“I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom.” — Thomas Edison

“Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity – the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.” — Vartan Gregorian

“If something is old and you’re trying to sell it, it’s obsolete; if you’re trying to buy it, it’s a collector’s item.” — Frank Ross

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190329

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“Winning isn’t everything. Wanting to win is.” — Catfish Hunter

“I began to experience the most powerful advantage of money: the ability to think of things besides money.” — Tara Westover

“It’s funny: I always imagined when I was a kid that adults had some kind of inner toolbox full of shiny tools: the saw of discernment, the hammer of wisdom, the sandpaper of patience. But then when I grew up I found that life handed you these rusty bent old tools – friendships, prayer, conscience, honesty – and said ‘do the best you can with these, they will have to do’. And mostly, against all odds, they do.” — Anne Lamott

“All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.” — Will Rogers

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190226

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“A burnt finger remembers the fire.” — Alice Walker

“Like the Buddha and Jesus, who knew they couldn’t control our lives, but could infuse lives with their selves, we have been graced with a few people.” — Anne Lamott

“People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.” — Andy Rooney

“Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.” — Spike Milligan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181226

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“Quality is never an accident.” — William A. Foster

“We’re all posting and clicking and sharing, but we’re not devoting enough attention to get anything meaningful from it all.” — Shawn Amos

“Mercy is radical kindness. Mercy means offering or being offered aid in desperate straits. Mercy is not deserved. It involves absolving the unabsolvable, forgiving the unforgiveable.” — Anne Lamott

“I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don’t have any tricks.” — Brendan Shanahan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181126

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“Sometimes Heaven is just a new pair of glasses.” — Anne Lamott

“If you extol reason, then what matters is the integrity of the thoughts, not the personalities of the thinkers.” — Steven Pinker

“Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger; you might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.” — Maureen Dowd, American columnist & author

“If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.” — Gilbert Gottfried

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181021

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“Who you are tomorrow begins with what you do today.” — Tim Fargo

“We think that if our values aren’t the correct ones, we would have other ones, which would then be the correct ones.” — Anne Lamott

“’Yes,’ he said, ‘intelligence does enable you to deny facts you dislike. But your denial doesn’t matter.’” — Octavia Butler

“I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.” — S.I. Hayakawa

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180807

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“A small demerit extinguishes a long service.” — Thomas Fuller

“Emerson said that the happiest person on Earth is the one who learns from nature the lessons of worship. So go outside a lot and look up. My pastor said you can trap bees on the bottom of mason jars without lids because they don’t look up, so they just walk around bitterly bumping into the glass walls. Go outside. Look up. Secret of life.” — Anne Lamott

“If it’s not exactly like you thought it would be, you think it’s a failure. What about the spectrum of colors in between.” — Sara Evans

“They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer.” — Unknown

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180625

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“A very great deal more truth can become known than can be proven.” — Richard Feynman

“We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is the pain of discipline weighs ounces while the pain of regret weighs tons.” — Jim Rohn

“Genius ain’t anything more than elegant common sense.” — Josh Billings

“My inside self is outside of time and space. It doesn’t have an age. I’m every age I’ve ever been, and so are you, although I can’t help mentioning as an aside that it might have been helpful if I hadn’t followed the skin care rules of the ’60s, which involved getting as much sun as possible while slathered in baby oil and basking in the glow of a tinfoil reflector shield.” — Anne Lamott

 
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