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STATUS QUOtes — 20210614

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“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Just because something doesn’t last forever, doesn’t mean it wasn’t meaningful while it did last.” — Candace Bushnell

“For all we know, the handwriting might have been on the wall all along. The question is: was the ink invisible?” — Amos Tversky

“The best verse hasn’t been rhymed yet, The best house hasn’t been planned, The highest peak hasn’t been climbed yet, The mightiest rivers aren’t spanned; Don’t worry and fret, faint-hearted, The chances have just begun For the best jobs haven’t been started, The best work hasn’t been done.” — Berton Braley

“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books — how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.” — Andy Rooney

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20200411

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“A good book has no ending.” — R.D. Dimming

“When the way we act in public is different to the way we act in private, then we are not being authentic.” — Gordon Tredgold

“We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.” — Henry David Thoreau

“When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there’s no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200220

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book.” — Tom McNeal

“How could drops of water know themselves to be a river? Yet the river flows on.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Forgiveness doesn’t sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill.” — Cheryl Strayed

“American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191115

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.” — Chinese Proverb

“How is it we’re the lucky ones, living a life that the children-we-were took for dreams?” — Richard Bach

“Once you are my friend, I am responsible for you.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190902

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.” — Albert Schweitzer

“When you’re average, you’re just as close to the bottom as you are the top.” — Alfred North Whitehead

“If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.” — Andy Rooney

“The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other’s smartphone.” — Alain de Botton

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190628

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A finished person is a boring person.” — Anna Quindlen

“Sometimes things turn out for the best. And when you end up in the right place, it’s not always helpful to go digging up the road that got you there.” — Jane Harper

“Some nights are just made for crying.” — Anthony Ray Hinton

“My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, ‘Married!’ and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it’s hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190426

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“Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.” — Alice Walker

“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.” — Andy Rooney

“I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” — Carl Sagan

“I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.” — Mike Birbiglia

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190226

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A burnt finger remembers the fire.” — Alice Walker

“Like the Buddha and Jesus, who knew they couldn’t control our lives, but could infuse lives with their selves, we have been graced with a few people.” — Anne Lamott

“People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.” — Andy Rooney

“Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.” — Spike Milligan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190107

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A minute’s success pays the failure of years.” — Robert Browning

“Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.” — Golda Meir

“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell.” — Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20171102

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.” — Albert Einstein

“Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.” — Mother Teresa

“If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.” — Dr. Joyce Brothers

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.” — Andy Rooney

 
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