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STATUS QUOtes — 20230222

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“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“If you have put your foot in your mouth, it is probably not the time to try to dance.” — R.M. Lynch

“How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you — you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences — little rags and shreds of your very life.” — Katherine Mansfield

“Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.” — Machiavelli

“Nowadays, an after-dinner mint is what you need to pay the restaurant check.” — Alfred E. Neuman via Mad Magazine

 

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— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181118

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“You are too important to the bigger picture to just fall off the canvas.” — Johnnie Dent

“I was thought to be ‘stuck up.’ I wasn’t. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.” — Bette Davis

“The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves-and the better the teacher, the better the student body.” — Warren Buffett

“How come we choose from just two people for president, and fifty for Miss America?” — Alfred E. Neuman

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180528

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“It is always the latest song that an audience applauds the most.” — Homer

“Acceptance is not submission; it is acknowledgment of the facts of a situation. Then deciding what you’re going to do about it.” — Kathleen Casey Theisen

“We can be knowledgeable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with other men’s wisdom.” — Michel de Montaigne

“A gossip columnist is someone who uses dirt to make a mountain out of a molehill.” — Alfred E. Neuman

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180313

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“Peace is a verb.” — Kirby Jock

“When you counsel someone, you should appear to be reminding him of something he had forgotten, not of the light he was unable to see.” — Baltasar Gracián

“Nothing can make our life, or the lives of other people, more beautiful than perpetual kindness.” — Leo Tolstoy

“The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!” — Alfred E. Neuman

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20161221

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“Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.” — William Thackeray

“Men are only as loyal as their options.” — Bill Maher

“One way to open your eyes is to ask yourself, What if I had never seen this before? What if I knew I would never see it again?” — Rachel Carson

“Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the income.” — Alfred E. Neuman

 

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“How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great.” — Bill Bennot

“The only stable state is the one in which all people are equal before the law.[ed]” — Aristotle

“Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play.” — Charlie Parker

“Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!” — Alfred E. Neuman

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20151025

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“Power is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.” — Margaret Thatcher

“The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances.” — Unknown

“The transformation of the heart is a wondrous thing, no matter how you land there.” — Patti Smith

“Political speeches are like steer horns: a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.” — Alfred E. Neuman

 

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