“The most destructive thing I’ve ever done was believe someone else’s opinion of me.” — via the Teal Blue Jay

“Speeches that are measured by the hour will die with the hour.” — Thomas Jefferson

“The human race is challenged more than ever before to demonstrate our mastery – not over nature but of ourselves.” — Rachel Carson

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.” — Greg Behrendt