“The sparrow is sorry for the peacock at the burden of its tail.” — Rabindranath Tagore

“When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks, but celebrate them with glad cries of ‘Me Too!’, be sure to cherish them because those weirdos are your tribe.” — Unknown

“I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.” — Rose Kennedy

“Alimony: Bounty after the mutiny.” — Max Kaufman