“Chance is the first step you take, luck is what comes afterward.” — Amy Tan

“I’m glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.” — Mark Twain

“A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.” — Unknown

“In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax.” — John Simon