“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” — John F. Kennedy

“I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.” — J.R.R. Tolkien, Return of the King

“I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better.” — Unknown

“At my house we pray AFTER we eat.” — Rodney Dangerfield