“If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.” — Fred Menger

“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about the answers.” — Thomas Pynchon

“The biggest human temptation is … to settle for too little.” — Thomas Merton

“Some people have no idea of what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” — George Carlin