“Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.” — Oscar Levant

“A lot of people try to change their behavior, but if you don’t change your beliefs, then whatever it is that motivated your behavior will find another way to come out sideways.” — Neil Strauss

“He who does not hope to win has already lost.” — Jose Joaquin Olmedo

“Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.” — Jon Stewart