“I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.” — Albert Einstein

“If you are more fortunate than others, it’s better to build a longer table than a taller fence.” — Unknown

“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be. ” — William Hazlitt

“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me… it’s gossip.” — Erma Bombeck