“Your head is your house; furnish it.” — Arab Proverb

“Do you know what a foreign accent is? It’s a sign of bravery.” — Amy Chua, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother

“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.” — Louis C.K.

“Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.” — Samuel Goldwyn