“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.” — Mark Twain

“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.” — George Bernard Shaw

“Americans are getting stronger; twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries… today, a five-year-old can do it.” — Henny Youngman